CODE ONE OH NO SHOW

Greetings to all available MANPOWER...and also to all the available WOMANPOWER. When a situation arises...various places of business have a system of CODES.. that alerts the personnel of said place when the need arises for action. If there is a tornado on the way...the page will come across the paging system as Code one 0 something or another...or it could be Code Beige..or some other color that someone thought up.

The other day we had a code at the hospital for a Code 106. That means that all available personnel needs to come running lickty split to the locations designated over the paging system...because someone is getting disruptive...and we want a show of force present to deter the rambuncious, rowdy, trouble maker. Enter...Kevin "I Got Arms Bigger Than Nuclear Bombs" Bolyjack. NOTE: For those that don't know...you can click on the pictures and enlarge them.

The other day...we were having a leisurly lunch...when over the intercom system...CODE ____. It was like a dam had burst and the people were running like water into a dry valley to the location designated. By the time we got up to the location...the call went out...CODE ___ cancelled. It turned out to be a false alarm. We all went back to where we were prior to the Code...for me and a few others it was back to the lunch room where we left our lunch to go save the hospital.

When we walked in...we noticed a lot of emtpy chairs and lunch trays deserted...and one lone man...Kevin. The man stayed behind with the women...and continued to eat his hamburger...slathered with methodical strips of mustard on his burger.
Now...Kevin is one of the nicest guys you will ever met...BUT...the table shows no mercy. He has been dubbed as Kevin "Double 0 No Show"...and a multiplicity of other names. Beware the bite of the British Bulldog...and the sting of King Bee Cotton.

Remember the old Ghostbuster's song...Who ya gonna call...
GHOSTBUSTERS. Well I tell ya who you AIN'T gonna call...
GhostNO SHOW.

His excuse for the no show..."Somebody had to stay and protect the ladies (and he is a ladies man)"...and "Somebody had to stay and shoo the flies off of our food." He also tried to smooth things over by appealing to our male egos by stating..."I knew that you guys had it all under control."

Kevin is a great sport to take of of this ribbing. He is one of the nicest guys I no show...I'm sorry the no show just keeps coming up. NOTE: Ladies...he is single...great personality... muscular...and male model material. One warning...he may not show up at the wedding.

As you know if you every have read these Ramblings before...I have to bring it back to a spiritual bent.

I was in need at a time in my life...where my life was a mess back in 1970. I was paranoid...addicted to anything that would numb my fears and insecurities...and at times to the point of despair and hopelessness. I called out for a CODE GOD...and as soon as I had hit rock bottom...where the only way out was up...HE SHOWED UP WITH HIS HANDS STRETCHED OUT TO LIFT ME OUT OF MY PIT OF DISPAIR. He was a SHOW...not a NO SHOW.

He showed up with His Benefits Package in hand...and I signed up. Read Psalm 103 for an overview of the BENEFITS that he SHOWED UP with.

Love and CODE GOD Kisses
Rodney "Needed A Saviour" Boyd